Hey I'm just wondering how I look to other people because I'm kind of biased while looking in a mirror. I would appreciate it if you could rate me from 1-10 based on my looks.
2 years ago (I got a sunburn on my face it's not usually red)
http://s275.photobucket.com/albums/jj319...
http://s275.photobucket.com/albums/jj319...
More recent pic:
http://s275.photobucket.com/albums/jj319...
I'm no good at taking pictures be nice :)
How do I look?
hm... to be honest, I think you need to smile more %26amp; be natural, like show ur teeth more then you would probably look nicer. I'd say 7, or maybe 7.5...
How do I look?
You look really cute!
You just came on here looking for compliments that you knew you would get, didn't you?
Reply:you look very nice ur a 7 to me
Reply:you look very cute and you look like a honest person! =)
im a girl,,,,so i would love to know you..haha
to tell the truth, ur not wat we girls wuld say "omg hes hott!!"
but we wuld say...."Omg he is soooo sweet to me!! he was the nicest thing, and cute"
so...i would rate 9.6
how old r u? i cant tell from the pic
Reply:your cute hey try this website out its called hot ot not http://www.hotornot.com/ thousands of people look at your pic and rate you
c++
Friday, November 6, 2009
Funny joke!Rate it @????????
To My Dearest Wife,
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching the late show - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times
Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??
Love, Your Hubby
--------------------------------------...
To My Dearest Husband,
I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:
Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times
Did not come home at all - 36 times
Did not come - 21 times
Came too soon - 38 times
Went soft before you got it in - 19 times
Cramps in your leg - 16 times
Working too late - 33 times
You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times
Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times
You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times
You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times
You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times
You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times
Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times
The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"
Love, Your Wife
Funny joke!Rate it @????????
10 /10 for both
Funny joke!Rate it @????????
2nd was awsome
Reply:umm 2 4 the 1st 1 nd 3 4 the 2nd 1
During the past year, I have attempted to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of only once every 10 days. The following is a list of why I didn't succeed more often:
We will wake the kids - 54 times
It's too late - 15 times
I'm too tired - 42 times
It's too early - 12 times
It's too hot - 18 times
Pretending to be asleep - 31 times
The neighbors will hear - 9 times
Headache or backache - 26 times
Sunburn - 10 times
Your mother will hear us - 9 times
Not in the mood - 21 times
Watching the late show - 17 times
Too sore - 26 times
New hairdo - 6 times
Wrong time of the month - 14 times
You had to go to the bathroom - 19 times
Of the 36 times that I DID succeed, the result was not always satisfying because 6 times you just laid there, 8 times you reminded me that there was a crack in the ceiling, 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with, 7 times I had to wake you up to tell you I was finished, and once I was afraid that I had hurt you because you started thrashing around and breathing heavy. Let's try to improve this, shall we??
Love, Your Hubby
--------------------------------------...
To My Dearest Husband,
I think things are a little confused. Here are the REAL reasons you didn't get more than you did this past year:
Came home drunk and tried to screw the cat - 23 times
Did not come home at all - 36 times
Did not come - 21 times
Came too soon - 38 times
Went soft before you got it in - 19 times
Cramps in your leg - 16 times
Working too late - 33 times
You had a rash, probably from a toilet seat - 29 times
Caught yourself in your zipper - 15 times
You had a cold and your nose kept running - 21 times
You had burned your tongue on hot coffee - 9 times
You had a splinter in your finger - 11 times
You lost the notion after thinking about it - 42 times
Came in your pajamas after reading a dirty book - 16 times
The reason I laid still was because you had missed me and were screwing the sheet. You seemed to be having a good time and I didn't want to move and spoil it for you. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling. What I said was, "Would you like me on my back or kneeling?" The time I was thrashing around and gasping was when you farted and I was fighting for air. Maybe you can work on your "shortcomings?"
Love, Your Wife
Funny joke!Rate it @????????
10 /10 for both
Funny joke!Rate it @????????
2nd was awsome
Reply:umm 2 4 the 1st 1 nd 3 4 the 2nd 1
I'm not a English speaker, here I post a mp3 (a Eng song sung by me) I wish to hav yr comment on my words.?
This is Autumn leave just sung by me. I dont know if my pronunciation is acceptable or suck....so I want your comments......welcome harsh comments. THank you
http://www.box.net/shared/epxy06dcw0
The falling [Dm] leaves
[G7] drift by the [C] window
[F] The autumn [Dm] leaves
[E7] of red and [Am] gold
I see your [Dm] lips
[G7] the summer [C] kisses
[F] The sunburned [Dm] hands
[E7] I used to [Am] hold
Since you [E7] went away
the days grow [Am] long
And soon I'll [G7] hear
old winter's [C] song
But I [Dm] miss you most of
[E7] all my [Am] darling
[C] When [Dm] autumn
[E7] leaves start to [Am] fall.
I'm not a English speaker, here I post a mp3 (a Eng song sung by me) I wish to hav yr comment on my words.?
its ok, what language do you speak? Im happy you know the word "suck" ha ha
I'm not a English speaker, here I post a mp3 (a Eng song sung by me) I wish to hav yr comment on my words.?
it's not very clear, but it's understandable. what's your native language?
Reply:I'm sorry to tell you this but you should really find another occupation. You cannot sing, do not have a melodic voice and you don't have the phrasing necessary to put a song like this across, no matter what the accent.
http://www.box.net/shared/epxy06dcw0
The falling [Dm] leaves
[G7] drift by the [C] window
[F] The autumn [Dm] leaves
[E7] of red and [Am] gold
I see your [Dm] lips
[G7] the summer [C] kisses
[F] The sunburned [Dm] hands
[E7] I used to [Am] hold
Since you [E7] went away
the days grow [Am] long
And soon I'll [G7] hear
old winter's [C] song
But I [Dm] miss you most of
[E7] all my [Am] darling
[C] When [Dm] autumn
[E7] leaves start to [Am] fall.
I'm not a English speaker, here I post a mp3 (a Eng song sung by me) I wish to hav yr comment on my words.?
its ok, what language do you speak? Im happy you know the word "suck" ha ha
I'm not a English speaker, here I post a mp3 (a Eng song sung by me) I wish to hav yr comment on my words.?
it's not very clear, but it's understandable. what's your native language?
Reply:I'm sorry to tell you this but you should really find another occupation. You cannot sing, do not have a melodic voice and you don't have the phrasing necessary to put a song like this across, no matter what the accent.
Extremely itchy, area gets hot and prickly with no rash, what is it?
I used to get it as random spots with small raised rashes and only above the waist but now there are no rashes. My skin just gets itchy, very hot and I feel like I'm being pricked with needles. My skin is not dry. It happens anytime but almost always after a shower. It drives me to tears. Just yesterday my back started itching and it got so red all over it looked like a sunburn. I'm not on any medication.
Extremely itchy, area gets hot and prickly with no rash, what is it?
It sounds similar to "Prickly Heat" (Miliaria rubra) which is a condition of the sweat glads that causes itching in warm temperatures and around heat. It is also known as a heat rash but can come in the form if little bumps or a rash and it causes itching.
If your symptoms are made worse by a shower, try taking a cool shower or bath or stay out of the heat (air conditioning).
Also, wear loose clothing and try reduce sweating. This can usually give relief.
If you are worried about these rashes or the cause you should check with your doctor.
Extremely itchy, area gets hot and prickly with no rash, what is it?
It sounds similar to "Prickly Heat" (Miliaria rubra) which is a condition of the sweat glads that causes itching in warm temperatures and around heat. It is also known as a heat rash but can come in the form if little bumps or a rash and it causes itching.
If your symptoms are made worse by a shower, try taking a cool shower or bath or stay out of the heat (air conditioning).
Also, wear loose clothing and try reduce sweating. This can usually give relief.
If you are worried about these rashes or the cause you should check with your doctor.
Does the tanning lotions work or do they make your skin orange? (i cant go to a tanning salon)?
im need a tan badly. when i tan in the sun i get sunburned plus it is winter so i can't. help!
Does the tanning lotions work or do they make your skin orange? (i cant go to a tanning salon)?
remember to get a good self tanner and to exfoliate before using.
Does the tanning lotions work or do they make your skin orange? (i cant go to a tanning salon)?
It all depends on the brand. Neutrogena is good...as long as you don't get the ultra one. Mystic tans work pretty well too.
Reply:get a good one
it works
Reply:When they first came out they weren't very good at providing a natural brown color and often came out looking orange or blotchy.
Anymore, most are pretty good.
My number 1 pick is Clarin's self tanner, which can only be purchased at Clarin's boutiques. It is awesome and has a great color, but it's expensive.
My next pick: Banana boat brand. Much cheaper- can be found at Wal-Mart or wherever.
Reply:dont get any kind of quick tan made easy stuff it never works...um...why can't you go to the tanning salon? but sum lotions and things are actually pretty good or so i've heard
Reply:the brand is the key to a good self-tanner.
i can go to a tanning salon if i wanted, but i dont because i use this:
its amazing!
http://neutrogena.com/ProductsDetails_21...
hope this helped%26lt;3
Reply:some do yes, but normally the cheap ones. beyond bronze %26amp; st tropez are both good quality tanners that are used by many celebrities which have a much browner undertone than some of the cheaper makes, although for the winter you don't want to look too unnatural so why don't you try one of the gradual tanners which is out there atm, such as johnsons holiday skin. if you do want to prevent yourself from going orange then don't lather on a load at one go. just keep building up day by day to acheive the colour that you want, this will also prevent streaks (:
Reply:try loreal sublime bronze for medium natural tan, isn't orange.
Reply:You really have to know what you are doing. I suggest exfoliating every inch of your body that you plan to tan. If you are tanning your face, buy the kind of lotion meant especially for your face. If there are any salons around you that offer it, I would recommend getting it airbrushed by a professional. HOWEVER, I would look for references because the quality can vary greatly. If you decide to do it yourself, start with a shade very close to your own. Then you can get darker gradually. Some people have found that mixing the tanning lotion with water-based body lotion makes it easier to apply the tanning lotion evenly.
Good Luck and if it comes out horribly, exfoliating your skin with baking soda and water will slowly fade the tan.
Reply:Most self-tanners nowadays aren't "orange" as is the stereotype, unless you use the wrong shade or totally overdo it!
For winter, I suggest a gradual tan like Jergens "Natural Glow". It starts off very subtle, but if you re-apply every day it will get a nice natural non-orange tan! You can't go wrong. It comes it three shades, make you sure you pick the one closest to your current skin color! It also comes in face, firming and express versions.
Does the tanning lotions work or do they make your skin orange? (i cant go to a tanning salon)?
remember to get a good self tanner and to exfoliate before using.
Does the tanning lotions work or do they make your skin orange? (i cant go to a tanning salon)?
It all depends on the brand. Neutrogena is good...as long as you don't get the ultra one. Mystic tans work pretty well too.
Reply:get a good one
it works
Reply:When they first came out they weren't very good at providing a natural brown color and often came out looking orange or blotchy.
Anymore, most are pretty good.
My number 1 pick is Clarin's self tanner, which can only be purchased at Clarin's boutiques. It is awesome and has a great color, but it's expensive.
My next pick: Banana boat brand. Much cheaper- can be found at Wal-Mart or wherever.
Reply:dont get any kind of quick tan made easy stuff it never works...um...why can't you go to the tanning salon? but sum lotions and things are actually pretty good or so i've heard
Reply:the brand is the key to a good self-tanner.
i can go to a tanning salon if i wanted, but i dont because i use this:
its amazing!
http://neutrogena.com/ProductsDetails_21...
hope this helped%26lt;3
Reply:some do yes, but normally the cheap ones. beyond bronze %26amp; st tropez are both good quality tanners that are used by many celebrities which have a much browner undertone than some of the cheaper makes, although for the winter you don't want to look too unnatural so why don't you try one of the gradual tanners which is out there atm, such as johnsons holiday skin. if you do want to prevent yourself from going orange then don't lather on a load at one go. just keep building up day by day to acheive the colour that you want, this will also prevent streaks (:
Reply:try loreal sublime bronze for medium natural tan, isn't orange.
Reply:You really have to know what you are doing. I suggest exfoliating every inch of your body that you plan to tan. If you are tanning your face, buy the kind of lotion meant especially for your face. If there are any salons around you that offer it, I would recommend getting it airbrushed by a professional. HOWEVER, I would look for references because the quality can vary greatly. If you decide to do it yourself, start with a shade very close to your own. Then you can get darker gradually. Some people have found that mixing the tanning lotion with water-based body lotion makes it easier to apply the tanning lotion evenly.
Good Luck and if it comes out horribly, exfoliating your skin with baking soda and water will slowly fade the tan.
Reply:Most self-tanners nowadays aren't "orange" as is the stereotype, unless you use the wrong shade or totally overdo it!
For winter, I suggest a gradual tan like Jergens "Natural Glow". It starts off very subtle, but if you re-apply every day it will get a nice natural non-orange tan! You can't go wrong. It comes it three shades, make you sure you pick the one closest to your current skin color! It also comes in face, firming and express versions.
Whats a good home remedy for peeling skin?
Like sunburnt skin. But no aloe plz.
Whats a good home remedy for peeling skin?
Sometimes vinegar will work. Eating high protein foods also aid in skin repair: Meats, eggs, fish, dairy products, beans. Another more traditional remedy is to apply a washcloth slightly soaked in cool milk. The lactic acid in the milk will help reduce the inflamation.
Whats a good home remedy for peeling skin?
Oil is the best home remedy for skin sunburns and other skins peelings, especially coconut oil.
Reply:have you tried peppermint lotion?? I use peppermint lotion on my feet due to getting what people call carpet cut on my feet and sometimes the skin peels so I use dr scholls leg and feet lotion it smells like peppermint and it works my feet look like new the next morning.
Reply:I agree with Zekase Z
Coconut oil, coconut oil and more coconut oil.
Whats a good home remedy for peeling skin?
Sometimes vinegar will work. Eating high protein foods also aid in skin repair: Meats, eggs, fish, dairy products, beans. Another more traditional remedy is to apply a washcloth slightly soaked in cool milk. The lactic acid in the milk will help reduce the inflamation.
Whats a good home remedy for peeling skin?
Oil is the best home remedy for skin sunburns and other skins peelings, especially coconut oil.
Reply:have you tried peppermint lotion?? I use peppermint lotion on my feet due to getting what people call carpet cut on my feet and sometimes the skin peels so I use dr scholls leg and feet lotion it smells like peppermint and it works my feet look like new the next morning.
Reply:I agree with Zekase Z
Coconut oil, coconut oil and more coconut oil.
Early Pregnancy Skin Symptoms?
We are ttc and I am currently about 5 dpo on my first Clomid cycle. For the past 3 days my skin has felt hot from the inside, like when you know you've gotten sunburned, but haven't turned red yet. I haven't been charting my temp, so I don't know if it's much higher than normal, but I definitely do not have a fever. Plus I've started having AF cramps today...
Our fingers are crossed! Has anyone else had this weird skin feeling early in pregnancy?
Early Pregnancy Skin Symptoms?
No, I didn't have any skin issues at all - especially so early on (I don't think I had any pregnancy symptoms at all so early on, actually).
However, this might be something that is unique to you. I hope you're pregnant - Best of luck!
Early Pregnancy Skin Symptoms?
Go to the emergancy room right away! My sister had that and wouldnt go to the doctor and she had a skin diesis that could have been on medicine and all better but sh didnt so the babys health was bad!
Reply:My first round of Clomid I got such bad hot flashes but they only lasted like 1 minute. I felt like an old lady saying "another hot flash"
Reply:One of the side effect on clomid is hot flashes, its best to go into your dr office now
Reply:i was itchy all over in my early pregnancy
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Our fingers are crossed! Has anyone else had this weird skin feeling early in pregnancy?
Early Pregnancy Skin Symptoms?
No, I didn't have any skin issues at all - especially so early on (I don't think I had any pregnancy symptoms at all so early on, actually).
However, this might be something that is unique to you. I hope you're pregnant - Best of luck!
Early Pregnancy Skin Symptoms?
Go to the emergancy room right away! My sister had that and wouldnt go to the doctor and she had a skin diesis that could have been on medicine and all better but sh didnt so the babys health was bad!
Reply:My first round of Clomid I got such bad hot flashes but they only lasted like 1 minute. I felt like an old lady saying "another hot flash"
Reply:One of the side effect on clomid is hot flashes, its best to go into your dr office now
Reply:i was itchy all over in my early pregnancy
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